Why generating the nastiest AI-slop gives you the sweetest dreams

Just a week ago:

On the night I dropped my new One-Minute Word Hacks out in the open…

… I was lying awake in the bedroom…

… staring sleeplessly at the ceiling.

Wondering about things I probably shouldn’t be, like:

  • Did I do it good enough?
  • This is changing the game for me, but will it change the game for them?
  • Did I proofread my sales copy enough?
  • Did I proofread the training enough?
  • Are all the Members Area pages set up correctly?
  • Are they really gonna get what I’m talking ’bout in the training?

Looks like it was a wasted night. B’cuz all the positive feedback over the last week tells me… all’s well!

But still:

I can’t help it.

That’s how it is for artists and perfectionists.

You want to make sure your handcrafted art is the best possible before you release it to the public.

But it’s probably a good thing any way.

Having pride in your work is getting to be a ‘forgotten feeling’ these days. Especially with how shameless marketers, entrepreneurs, and business owners are getting… releasing every piece of AI slop they can get their prompts on… to the general public without ‘nary a care in the world.

It wasn’t them who generated it anyway.

If it’s bad, it’s AI’s fault.

So why worry and have sleepless nights?

Case in point:

I bought this course recently. From a ‘guroo’ who normally releases great stuff. Someone I do admire. For their teaching chops. And their ‘success record’ when it comes to raising millionaire students.

But:

Since they started using AI?

All their courses have turned into crap!

Sure it looks shiny.

And graphically well-designed.

But the content itself? Readable, but extremely confusing. And inconsistent. Basically just lots of pieces of AI slop slapped together, with shiny glitter. Like putting makeup on a pig.

The training videos?

More AI-generated slop.

Man, how do people get so lazy they even generate their training videos with AI, and robotic voices, and the voices don’t even follow along with the video, and the video doesn’t even show what you’re supposed to be doing properly?

Short story long?

Just another marketing guroo who’s bankrupting their business…

… while ignoring the pile of gold buried ‘neath it.

Definitely not buying his stuff again, as long as he’s using AI to generate it. Without any pride. Or a worry in the world.

And what’s with the outsourcing customer service to AI too, anyway?

I just don’t get that.

But:

It brings to mind a brilliant quote from one of UK’s greatest ad men, Rory Sutherland. Someone I enjoy quoting, because his thoughts are exactly what I think. But I get more street cred quoting him than myself.

He said (and I paraphrase):

“I think AI is accelerating the collapse of businesses. Because AI can give you the answers. But if you’re trying to answer the wrong question, you’re just doing the wrong thing faster. And that’s what almost every business is doing. Answering the question of, how they can generate more garbage faster. Which is something no end-consumer has ever asked for.”

And so it goes:

For almost every marketing guroo out there.

And all them wannabe entrepreneurs and biz owners as well.

Answering the wrong questions faster.

With the sloppiest answers possible.

Killing the business they have fast (by generating generic, poorly-crafted slop), while ignoring the gold mine that lies beneath (giving their audience what they really want, and crafting it with heartfelt pride).

At any rate:

My latest work isn’t for the ‘suicidal’ wannabes.

Who couldn’t care less about quality, and are just itchin’ to get stuff out there faster, no matter how sloppy or confusing or messed up it may be.

Because…

… the whole focus is on…

… quickly crafting stuff that’s another level of engaging, addictive, and making it so compelling that it’s almost impossible to ignore, almost impossible to stop reading.

Something that never goes out of fashion.

No matter how the trends may blow.

B’cuz people are always looking for stuff that gives them more enjoyment.

And these are quickest, easiest, time-tested word hacks I’ve found for making your stuff that way… used by the world’s top millionaire YouTubers, copywriters, and yes… even the most famous scientist in history, Einstein himself, to market himself and his ideas.

A couple hours left till it’s closed to the world…

… from what I see on the countdown timer…

… so you’d best hurry if you want a piece of the pie:

https://themysteriousmarketer.com/one-minute-word-hacks/

Allen Walker
The Mysterious “Banishing AI Slop” Marketer


Allen Walker, the Mysterious Marketer, is the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 & 7 figure businesses than anyone else on the planet (*all because he gets bored). He’s also known as the world’s most genius renaissance marketer. Visit his blog to read thousands of his ‘secret’ copywriting tips for getting paid to grow your email list.

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