the marketing genius who’s deleted more 6 and 7-figure businesses than anyone else
(*all because he gets bored)
A dirty marketer’s soil-shoveling romance
A kind email from a Dopamine on Demand subscriber dropped into my inbox a few days ago. And he told me that… … he enjoys reading my emails… … and sales letters… … because I do everything I talk about…
How to kick the door down and escape the AI Hype Cycle
Let me tell you a story, from when dinosaurs walked the earth… So: When I was a kid, there was no such thing as the Internet. Yes, it’d been invented. But hardly anyone knew what it was. Or was using…
Born to be a video game character, forced to be a marketer
This was so freaking hilarious, I just couldn’t stop laughing. So I called the wifey over… … and she started laughing at this too. But I was on YouTube a couple moments ago, when the algorithm suddenly sent my way…
Long-winded copy vs short-sweet copy
“Is it better to write long copy, or keep things short?” the wifey asked me, a couple days back. “Long! Almost always long. As long-winded as you can. Because the more you tell, the more you sell,” I replied. “Oh?…
Masochistic marketers just begging to get slapped
I’ve been busy trading lately… No: I’m not trading stocks. Or options. Or even crypto. No, what I’ve been trading are… … trading cards! But it’s been pissing me off! Because, I keep seeing these trading cards that I bought…
How to AI-slop-proof yer copy and content
At last, I’m done… The last few weeks have been a wiiiiild ride for me. Writing a new work on… how to use the latest, shiniest new neuroscience techniques in your content and copy… to squeeze dopamine outta the brain…
The drug-guzzling Michael Jackson method that hands you bushels of cash on a Neverland platter
If you’ve been hankering to hear from me… … because I haven’t mailed out in a while (I think it’s been nearly a month since my last email?)… … and you’re wondering what sort of new, dirty, no good, profit-pilfering…
The boring Japanese billionaire’s fun money method
“I make a point of asking everyone who comes to consult me: “Do you like your job?” It’s so important for the morale; a patient who is happy in his work is always much easier to cure.” ~ Maurice Mességué…
Expert marketer vs expert scammer
The wifey very nearly got run over by an Instagram scam a few hours ago… An art contest scam. Where you had to pay them a few bushels of money to join. But which they’d refund every penny to you…
Marketing stuff they shoulda taught you in high school
I got 44 books sitting on my desk right now… … books I haven’t read! Which is not unusual for me. Because even though I read 1 to 2 books a day, almost everyday, once I get through a couple,…